I mean what if she goes thinking she's going to ditch and see her boyfriend like Reid, but then chickens out and makes out with someone awful like Alastair du Pont. Because as a Stoker she's contractually obligated to fuck up all relationships.
The good news is she would definitely tucker herself out with the resulting tantrum spiral and sleep for like three days.
Edited (she is absofruitly going to have a Fuck Up this year this would just get it out of the way nice and early) 2017-10-31 18:44 (UTC)
oh my god i love it. look i'm sorry but when it comes to Stokers lighting their dumpster trash lives on fire........ i am not the person who thinks "hm, maybe they deserve better than this"
sy will want to rescue her though but i can definitely occupy him with other bullshit so rosy can make bad decisions. but also sy is bringing whiskey in a flask and will absolutely encourage drinking massive amounts of expensive champagne before all this
Rosy will probably be like, "I've had eight glasses of champagne brb" and then come back twenty minutes later like, "give me more champagne or a lighter I'm going to burn things"
I hope he sends her poetry. Alistair you're too nice you don't deserve this family.
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The good news is she would definitely tucker herself out with the resulting tantrum spiral and sleep for like three days.
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sy will want to rescue her though but i can definitely occupy him with other bullshit so rosy can make bad decisions. but also sy is bringing whiskey in a flask and will absolutely encourage drinking massive amounts of expensive champagne before all this
also i hope alistair starts mailing her at school
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Rosy will probably be like, "I've had eight glasses of champagne brb" and then come back twenty minutes later like, "give me more champagne or a lighter I'm going to burn things"
I hope he sends her poetry. Alistair you're too nice you don't deserve this family.
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"dude why the shit is lavender du pont owling me asking what your favourite flower is"