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SYLVESTER STOKER

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first of all yes i am totally enough of a masochist to do the school team next year bc i love nothing more than sportsball drama

And oh my god yes. This is such a Stoker thing. I bet they get WEIRD AS FUCK every time they encounter another pair of boy-girl twins, and not only do these two come from California and run in the same social circles, they also play competitive sports??? and have good grades???? and they keep pretending that they're nice and everyone LIKES them??????

rosy and sy get competitive about trying to seem like the NICEST and the ones who SUCK UP TO ADULTS THE MOST and these other twins are just like "haha, these guys are great" while all the other teens around them are like "god, no, the stokers are... assholes???"

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what should their names be so they can talk shit about them and act like they're not weirdly obsessed with their successes and failures

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what sounds like the evil good clone version of rosemary and sylvester

i'm going to get suggestions from magicbabynames.com

ok here's my horrible suggestion: Lavender and Alasdair

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... I was going to suggest Alistair for the boy so clearly it has to be one of those spellings.

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fucked up quote i just found by trying to google more herb names: "They’re twin herbs separated at birth. Rosemary was raised in the kitchen. Lavender got stuck in Grandma’s underwear drawer."

do you think Lavender and Alistair is too rhyme-y or is that exactly perfect for the kind of unnecessary disdain the stokers would have for them

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no the stokers definitely need to make fun of their almost-rhyming names and also feel superior because their nicknames match better.

they need a rich person last name. like.... kensington. or hawthorne. du pont. something you can only say while looking down your nose at someone.

should they be pureblood or is it better if they also have that in common with the stokers

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i like du pont because it's the same number of letters as stoker and i just like imagining how much this must have bothered the shit out of sy and rosy

these kids are in fact really nice people

OH YOU ASKED A QUESTION. HMMMMMM i don't know. :O like i do imagine their dad has a bit of a chip on his shoulder about not being pureblood and this is half of why he's so hard on his children, but i don't know if Rosy and Sy specifically would be annoyed by this? I THINK maybe they've always being vaguely paranoid that other people in political circles look down on them but it's not something super overt :|a

so i guess the option is... either they are half-bloods and this is yet another disturbing similarity, or they're purebloods and this aggravates sy and rosy's feelings of OH WE'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S ACTUALLY BETTER

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ok ok ok i had to take forever to think about it, but i vote for them being purebloods. because their parents definitely love them unconditionally, and deep down in their subconscious they can feel like their dad would love them if they were the perfect little pureblood du ponts. or if they could just KICK THEIR ASSES AT QUODPOT OR CHESS.